My American Bi Pussy

**blank stare** Excuse me? you thought WHAT???
Ok let me explain the heading then, **mumbles, dirty minded people**
Ok she is American, been my best friend for over 11 years, we are both Bi..... dirty minded twats, BiPolar jezzz I have to correct everything?? and yes she is a pussy.. Do not believe me ? well here is the proof !

So this sexy thing is my best friend, when I am down she is up and when I am up she is down and we keep each other in balance and in good moods, We have never had a fight, well nothing that needed hospital visits, we both love to cook, she loves to clean the kitchen- I hate it I love to mess it, she loves to throw the washing machine - I hate it, I love to iron- she hates it.
When we look in the mirror we do not look the same but if you knew us and out personalities you know we are twins!

There is not a lot we disagree on and even if we did we always meet in the middle, she is as demanding as me, when we want to be and we always have a 2 way street it is never 1 way, we will and have made sacrifices for each other and I do not intend on stopping that. If she asked me for the starts in the night sky I would start building a rocket to get them!
Even though it is her who likes to ride big black things huh Jill?? remember the night you passed out from all the drinking and only woke up for.... ??? !!!!


We can share some cloths and shoes it depends on the make, plus her tits are huge!!! lol sorry it is, what can I say? I love this girl, I would be lost without her - we have gone weeks, even months without talking in the past and still then we knew we were there for each other.
She has been long side Richard as my strength, but you know girls talking together is different then best girlfriends talking, We joke about life and our bad habits and experiences with men, whenever we do something silly or stupid we have the same answer to each other "Girl is a fucking symptom of BiPolar" life is not worth the downs and the tears, smile, be happy and move the fuck along!

* She makes me smile when I am down!
* She is the sexiest thing you ever seen!
* Being passed out drunk in the back of my car can be cured if you add 1 handsome black man stripping on the hood of the car. (just ask her)
* She has a smile worth a million and her advice is priceless
* She has an amazing arse!! ass to you Americans.
* She deserves the best in life, she gives gives and gives and the world treats her like shit and she does not deserve that!!! so donate now to her plane ticket and let her have a life! (just email me I send details
* She is going to kill me when she reads this so I better state again... I LOVE YOU!!
* My mother told me to always share but watch it I am jealous and protective of my sexy goddess named Jill!!!
* Later this year my Bi pussy will be here to live!!! and it is the happy ever after ending!