More then a pain!!

This friend is more then a pain in my arse!! Many a times have I thrown things at them, called them many names under the sun, stabbed them with a screw driver while putting together IKEA furniture and still they are a great friend!


The man behind the mask is Richard, He was my pillar of strength for the last 7 years through all the crap my ex husband has thrown at me, through all the court hearings, the lawyers bills, the emotional, mental and physical break downs, he has been there.
My little Monster adores him and with all right as he has been more of a father to her then her natural father.


Even through his snoring that shakes the house every night, His bad habit of smoking, His ability to get on my nerves every time he opens his mouth, the fact it takes him over 12 months to finish something so bloody simple! How long has it been since starting on the kitchen or toilet? Ha well he is still a friend I hold close and dear even though if we met in a dark alley I would beat the daylights out of him.
I think it is a normal love hate relationship we have though not sure if it is to healthy.
He is our (little monster and mine) little ray of sunshine, a flower in bloom


* Richard does make me laugh
* He has a freakish liking to the strangest things
* When he loves something he really loves it
* He is a giver and does not expect anything back.
* He is a big kid no doubt about it
* He loves the Mazda model 323F
* He is Dutch
* The smell from his feet could kill a country lol sorry it is true!!! though GEOX saves us all, everybody please praise GEOX!!!! it saved us all