Self Protection

Today I hit the gym for 2 or so hours, I usually try to do longer but I had a little problem today of laughter at the gym. I have gotten to know a few people at the gym and they help me with some tips and hints but today it was to funny, you see there are very few females there and the ones who go there are either like me, larger and really embarrassed about how they look or are there with loads of make up on and only getting on cross trainers and the fitness bikes just try to look and stay pretty.
Today when I was over with the "guys" and one of them was spotting me, I had to tell him to get the weights from me as I was laughing so hard I could not hold it any more, you see these was this lady, she was about as big as me and when I had done my warm up on the fitness bike she was next to me sweating her arse off, that is all good but as the sweat was running down her face so was her make up and the guys where laughing that she looked like a clown and I just could not hold it in any more. I warned the boys things would get worse if she decided to go on the treadmill for a job, they looked at me puzzled and asked why, So I asked "have you not seen her chest?" these big muscle bound men all went quiet until one burst out in laughter, "Oh my god" he said " I am a male and for the first time in my life the face distracted me so much I never got to the chest" though still puzzled they did not know what I meant.
It happened, she walked to the treadmill all action in the free weights area on the other side of the room stopped as all the males looked right at her trying to look inconspicuous but their curiosity got to them as they wanted to know what the hell I was on about. Eyes bugging out of their heads at they turn to me faces red trying to hold in laughter, their eyes watering a comment come from the peanut gallery "Does she even have a bra on? she is going to get black eyes"
Please Ladies if you have breasts that are an E cup and I know I am an E cup and this lady was pushing an F cup please please get good support in a bra when at the gym if you plan on jogging on a treadmill, this female was actually, no word of a lie physically holding her breasts still, it was for self protection as she was heading for more then black eyes!