It was 1 day in 4 years!

As you have all read about my mental breakdown the other day with my Senseo machine it was only the start to the day, many things went wrong and I shall let you on something else that happened that day **tries not to look to stupid**
Ok **wiggles her nose** After the Senseo machine incident starting my day off to a flying start into oblivion of insanity and fogging up my normally straight thinking mind, You will not believe what happened then... I was actually cussing and screaming at my calendar hanging on the wall and also my computer. I pulled the calendar off the wall looked at who made it and printed it and I had my phone in my hand ready to call them, the stupid idiots had printed 29 days in February, can you bloody believe it??? While ready to dial I heard some banging and thumping upstairs, sounded like my whole attic just fell to the floor below, I threw the phone on the sofa and ran upstairs and what do I see before me? My washing machine spraying water all over the place all the pipes and hoses flying around in the air made my washing machine look like a robot doing robot aerobics in the attic, but guess what? he is no robot and the thing walking across the attic floor is unacceptable seeing I just beat the Senseo Machine with a wooden spoon and was about to tell a calendar company they had the wrong amount of days in February.
My day was just full of "fun" I am so glad it is far behind me and yes when my friends come home that day from work and I told them about my day they were in fits of laughter on the floor and also reminded me it was a leap year this year, am so lucky I forgot to call the printer and also lucky I did not throw my computer out the window as it also said the same date as the calendar. I think I need a wine just thinking of that day again... I am off to the liquor store, post to you soon!