It is 23rd December and I have only 1 gift!!!
I sent out my little elf, then another as my first one seems to have got lost! then sent out number 2 elf then 3, now I got a call from the police!!! they were out partying and not buying the first!!!!
Don't believe me ? well I got them on film!!!
Now I have no gifts and had to pay to get them out of jail, a little less eggnog silly little helpers!!!
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Eggnog Rocks!!! Especially the Mojito flavoured one!
You are some crazy bitch!
Ok well you should have sent me out because I don't drink eggnog. That is what you get when you send out Jill for the gifts.
Mojito Eggnog??? Count me in! Sorry I didn't get all of my assignments done. You know how I get when rum is involved!
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