Now He listens part 2

Well it seems he "listened" but it seems he is not so darned well smart!!

You see when I think of hiding places I do not thing the normal ways, let me give you some examples, I have once placed my secret money stash in the seam of curtains, yes I undone the sewing and slipped the paper money in. When putting together an IKEA flat pack I have put important papers in it while building it, make note here I do not do it anymore as you all know it now, and it was also papers I knew I would not need for years! well chances are never need them but hey!

So lets think, Richard "listened" and hide the scales, ok under the bed would be to obvious and in the deep freezer is just stupid. So any guesses where else would be so obvious that I could find them? well let me tell you with a little story.

It is getting very cold here in The Netherlands and we have an open fire, I totally love the open fire and with every chance I get I will put the fire on, so the other day we got some wood and I started the fire, while pulling out the wood storage box from under the fireplace I was shocked (not really) to see my bathroom scales there, NOW a hint to all you mean, stop being so bloody obvious, see why females can hide affairs better then men? You all are not to smart!! This is also why the female always does the Sint thing, Santa and Easter bunny, so ask your parents who always hide the gifts so no one could find them, Darned sure it was not the male!!!!

So to the comments made on my last entry

DutchBitch said...

LOL... he's a good boy afterall... ** I don't know about that Bitch you got no idea how he is the rest of the time.**

WaG! said...

And now she found them! Great... *grmbl* **yes because you lack imagination**

And a good boy "afterall"? Wondering what she's been telling about me now... **only the truth**

Angry said...

You do know, don't you, that there is a BIG difference between hearing and listening. Men hear very well, we're just very poor listeners. ** Angry we know, as you know there is a BIG difference in what you want and what you get, also what you need and what you want ~grins~

...That Bitchy Chick said...

You're ahead of me...I don't even own any scales. And I wasn't too fond of your scales either, by the way! lol **I am not fond of them truthfully just the numbers getting smaller and smaller, just wish every number off my scales was added to my bank account**

WaG! said...

Ladies... There is a HUGE difference between "hearing" and "wanting to understand what a woman says"...

*hides quickly now* **there is no use hiding I know where you sleep, Though you have a point, though who the hell do you think invented selective hearing? Us females can multi task as where the only multi tasking men can do is reading on the toilet and pooping, or spanking the monkey and thinking of someone else, other then that I think you are lost, no wait, beer drinking and car racing at the same time, you get my drift, lock your door tonight while you sleep or sleep with 1 eye open**

Can anyone tell I am hormonal and bitchy right now?
anyways back to happy thought I am going to go shower, gym then post a poem I just wrote!!!