My Arse

WARNING: This post contains girls talk so men look away now or forever have this image burnt into your brains.

So here I am close to 10 in the morning, I have done some training, I have done some ironing and now I am slowly eating my breakfast so while eating I click on the TV, why not I say.
Clicking thought all the new digital TV we have, yes am slow no keeping up with the 100 different channels as I am not a huge TV watcher, well not these days. Stopping on Chanel 23, hmm whats this? I , hmm, It, Is that? OK its a fashion TV station and I am sitting here watching half naked females "walking" up and down the runway in bra's and strings and it struck me, I have always wanted to be like that, always sitting there thinking, if I looked like that my world would be perfect, OK that is the mindset most females have, I use to think the most powerful thing a female could have is the perfect body, that perfection is a dress size, now I know different, you do not have to be skinny and stunning to be feminine or to ooze sex appeal as everyone has different taste (thank goodness)
**chuckles** Then it happened!!!! please please **falls to her knees begging** do NOT let me look like that,First off they stomp in shoes that is just wrong, what did them poor shoes do to you to deserve that kind of treatment? I never realized it till now but they are just thin, I mean that is it, thin, no tone, with the acception of one or two and wow they looked amazing with bums of steel. As they stomp up the runway their legs wobble worse then mine, then they turn ** deep gasp** ok small arse, will give you that but it is just a shaking mess, Ok ok I am not perfect far from it duhh no news flash there as I have just started my journey of losing weight, More power to them that people drool all over their bodies and they get to say "Well I am a model" Maybe that is what they like, I myself am not looking for that, yes and who am I to judge who they are and how they look, I am just pointing out how I do not want to be, give me a firm flex any day.
Sitting here scratching my head why I ever wanted to be like that? I see some of them now without all the fancy touches, my goodness was I living in a fantasy world, I am naturally pretty, I can go without the makeup and still look stunning because I am drop dead sexy from the inside, and my arse is NOT going to be a shaking bowl of jelly like their.. ohh ewwww please poking out hip bones and wobbling butts!
There is my 2cents worth and I am sticking to it! give me my jogging, sit ups and gym workouts any day over a starvation diet just to be thin. Again I need to state I know not all of them starve themselves and some do workout and work hard to keep in shape though not the ones I have just seen **cries** and the stomping in them shoes I cant watch it anymore, lets see what is on animal plant!