Thursday 13

**whispers** No telling ok ? My Thursday 13 is about lies I have told!

* Today I actually told a lie to the insurance, I told them I never seen their bill laying around at home, truth is I am already over budget but how sweet they gave me an extra 2 months to pay.

* I told my Daughter Santa and the Easter bunny are real (I think I can get away with this lie)

* I tell people I am a few kilos lighter then what I really am

* When people ask me if I am ok, I say yes but really I am not

* When asked if I went to the doctors I answer "yes and all is ok" when really I either do not go or the doc says "rest, relax of die"

* Once I was pulled over by the police as my boyfriend had his legs hanging out the window and he was drunk, I did not have my drivers license but had been driving on our farm for years, when the police officer asked for my license I said I forgot it but gave him my sisters name, 1 problem I forgot her date of birth.

* When I was 8 I stole $6 from my brother and blamed it on someone else, I was caught red handed when I come home with loads of new toys and candy!

* When I married my ex, they asked "will you love honour and cherish til death do you part", I said "I do" well heck it was a lie he is now my ex.

* I lied once on a work application because only 3 weeks before I was told no to the job because I was to qualified, So I left half my resume off the application form, also advance fast in the company when I got the job lol

* When in Canada some idiot asked me if all Australian wrestle crocodiles, I said yes it is a thing you do on weekends when having a family BBQ.

* A person once seen my necklaces and said they liked them and she showed me some of her work, it looked like frankenstein put it together but I smiled and said "wow love your style it is really different"

* When I got my tattoo I told my friend the wrong time and place where I was getting it done as I knew she was going to invite everyone to see it getting done, she must have phoned around and found out where it was as she turned up with about 40 people as I was there laying on the tattoo artists chair bent over butt in the air and pants around my ankles (its on my left buttcheck)

* Its obvious I lied on Sunday when I said I was going to win the lottery on Monday, hence me telling my little white lie to the insurance today LOL