Best friend chat

My best friend is a nutter, that is nothing new, he is a total insane nutter who, no matter what, can put a smile on my face. This mornng I am in a lot of pin with my back, well this is just another morning with back pain, it has been constant for the last 2-3 weeks now. So anyways I am in pain, just about ready to have a painkiller and Myutopia decides to make me laugh so hard I about pee my pants and on top of that hurt my back more from laughing. My best friend means well, as I said above he is a nutter.
I visit him often in england and I plan to again soon as in the next few weeks that is when I find my passport, it has been misplaced and I need it and to have my english fix before I go postal, or before he does, his work is being a pain in his rear end.
So I have only been awake an hour or 2 and already I know about the damage chilli has done to him, been told word for word about him getting dressed and all I get is images of him hopping around the room trying to put pants on without falling, actually he has been quiet a little to long maybe he has knocked himself out falling or something?
Ok better call him, see if he is still alive!