Somewhat Geek-ish

For me the year seems to be flying past, I noticed that when I looked at the calendar and realised it was soon Valentines day> I went into the newsagents the other day and there were valentines cards and big red hearts everywhere, the world is going insane!
Usually I never give out a Valentines gift but I am sometimes a geek and this year I have been hunting around for the perfect gift. I have come across a nose hair trimmer that is in the design of a finger, I could not stop laughing when I seen it, though I think I will be settling for the potty putter.
I have made my choice and now I have I am wondering if it is a safe thing as I remember the times when WaG! use to take all small bouncing balls to work and let them go in the office and one escaped out the window, sounds safe enough but he works 10 stories up and the ball bounce across the highway! lesson learnt there. So no bouncing balls, safe golf balls for the office, my goodness then why am I still scared with my choice?