Dear Mr Audi (Q7) Driver

Dear Mr Audi Driver,
This is just a little letter to ask you a few things, where the hell did you get your licence? I did not think the cornflakes had the offer any more of collecting 3 bar codes to apply for a free licence. when getting your car did you not take the extra option pack that included indicators and mirrors that can be used? You do know that the unbroken line on the road means your not allowed to cross it and the middle finger you gave me when just about running me off the road was because you did not get the extra options I mentioned above. It would have been so easy for you to keep pushing me off the road, heck you have an Audi Q7 I only have a little Citroen C1
Mr Audi Driver I fully understand that accidents happen but it just does not make it any easier on my cussing that you tried a 2nd time to push me off the road because I was going 100km in a 90km zone and your desire was to go 150, your flashing the lights and tooting your horn just made me all scared **sarcastic look** that made my foot lift off the gas and go back down to 90!
Mr Audi Driver, I hope you made it home safe with all your manhood in tacked I know how it must have shrunk when a 9 year old put her window down when we all got stuck in the traffic jam and you were sitting beside us and she told you the road rules and now much of a clown you were, hope your blood pressure is now back to normal as I know the steam coming out your ears and the red face you had was not totally normal!

Oh and if you do not know what the difference in size our or cars are there are pictures.