You went where?

I will spank him, I seriously will!
When I went to London a few weeks ago he could not visit because he was to busy and what happens this weekend? Yeah his girlfriend dragged him to London.
You know I should be upset that he did not see me but it makes me feel loads better to know he was staying at his friends and that they have a hyperactive child that goes to bed late and wakes up early and LOVES to play with very loud toys.
So to you friend HA HA bet you can make it next London as payback is a.....