That Orgasm costs 179,000euros!

I am a female, yes shock horror if you did not notice earlier, you need darned well glasses!
I know many things that sets me apart from other females, so I am told. I am very good at not paying the asking price for anything, well unless it is the supermarket, I am talking things like cars, houses, everything is negotiable.
I get these funny looks when I walked into the car dealer wearing my suit, I seen the look in their eyes thinking I was just another female to rip off, well I showed them when I got close to 5000 off the price and extras thrown in.
Now my next car, ohh I see it, I hear it, I orgasm, I sat in one and was scared the car dealer would see the wet mark, I am serious it is my dream, my baby, my 179,000euro orgasm maker! It is the Audi R8! I should sell my house and live in one!

2 door, 6 gears, only 7km to a litre, that is under 20 mile per gallon mind you that is on the open road, city driving you can half that to 10mile, zero to 100km in 4.6 seconds and a top speed of 301km per hour. Did I mention how orgasmic it is ? The sound going through a tunnel even on the open road, the feel of its power as it throws you back into your seat when giving it a little gas, the cry of the motor when it begs you to thrash it hard **wipes the drool from her mouth**

I may have lovely French manicured nails, my hair shines in the sun and I always try to look my best but baby do not mess with me and try to make a fool out of me when it comes to cars! I know what I am talking about, and for the records, also know about football, beer and why you men have the need to fart loud and scratch your balls when farting!