Someone has to do it!

I know, its bad, really bad, I do not know how I will get through it!
I am going away for a week, even though there is some work I am looking at the other side of things, the hope and dream of also some relaxation!
Yes I am out of town for a week! Ok nothing new there, though it will be without any Internet connection, can you believe that in this day and age?
Yes I will be in a big 3 bedroom Villa, with the luxuries of a bubble bath, steam room, Indoor swimming pool, spa, err mini golf, pfff ok, 3 bathrooms (goodness knows why 3) oh it is in the forest so am taking my mountain bike with no gym for a week I hope to get in some fitness that way! Actually come to think of it, why the heck does the villa not have a small sports room? with all the other things they have they could have made another small room for a gym, or even take away one of the 3 bathrooms! Well I am off, bike to throw in the car and swimsuit to pack.. hmm should I pack some books? oh yes I should have time to read, bye bye see you in a week.
Oh if you need me you know how to text me my phone WILL be coming with me!