tom Tom TOM!!!!!!!!!

**breaths after screaming at tomtom**
For you who do not know tomtom is a navigation system here and HE IS STUPID...

Jill and I done well in Rotterdam and today it was Germany, Seeing we didn't find the Rotterdam harbour and it is so damned big we thought we better take the navigation system seeing a church is a lot smaller then a harbour.
So we left early, nice weather and the plan was to get breakfast on the way and enjoy every single minute of it. After a few hours we hit Germany and realized we were both starving so we stopped and ate. After walking around a restaurant about10steps wide and 15 steps deep, wondering what to take, bread, fruit, sandwich or warm food, not daring to ask for the warm food to the cook, Jill grew balls and asked the guy about the food, amazingly he spoke good English and we ended up with fried potatoes and sausage with a coffee, it was lovely.
So we got on the road again and after some time hit Koln without the help of the navigation system, what can I say we are just amazing, we even found a car park and managed to figure out how to pay and everything !!!!
The Cathedral was not to hard to find, look up and figure out the streets, thought I must say, wow it was hard to look up when there was so many handsome men around.
We done shopping, bought a pig and a lion **chuckles**
So anyway we shopped till we dropped and then thought it was time to head home, so we hit a highway but was not totally sure we were heading in the right direction so "Tomtom are we heading in the correct direction???" well he did not seem to be liking the direction we were heading so we followed his directions, you know being a satellite navigation system we trusted him more then our licking of the finger and sticking it in the air.
Ok off the highway and right, hmm few kilometers later right, a few more kilometers another right, I looked to Jill
"Correct me if I am wrong but didn't we just do a huge BEEPING square ?"
Yup she agreed, so tomtom went off and we picked a highway and what do you think happened ??? We got home !!
ohh technology, its not better then a females intuition.
bottom line, tomtom sucks and got fired!!!!