hitchickers, ambulances and fetishes

So another day of entertaining Jill and showing her the sights.
I took a back seat today and let the Dutchbitch take over.
Meeting in Den Haag (The Hague) I got no idea why I took tomtom again the stupid thing!! so you guessed it, we got lost, in the center of Den Haag, sick of going up and down the streets we decided to stop and ask directions.
" Excuse Me Mister do you know there the parking place called "plein" is"
why yes I do, if you go here and go left and... hmmmm he said.
"Well I can come with you as I am going close to there"
So off we went, Jill, me, mini bitch and ugly male stranger. Left, right, left right and there we are.
After that excitement we walked through Den Haag and seen some of the sights, then it was time for lunch and a drink.
After waiting 10minutes to order drinks and over 30minutes to order food we were all whining about the bad bad service mini bitch oh she was complaining the most " I will trip the waiters if they don't hurry." "I think we get our food tomorrow," Then from behind me there was a disturbance, a lady was having a seizure, I had no energy to turn and see what was happening I was bitching to much about my food, I am the worst person in the world to take out for food, being a chef cook myself if things are wrong I will bitch!!!
Payback always happens as when I got my food I bit into it and tomato juice squirted all over my cheek, thanks Murphy's law!!
After the excitement of whistling ambulance personal, seizures, rotten service and little kid bitching more then us all, we went back to the car taking the long way around to get out fix of fetishes, shoes for me and Dutchbitch and handbags for the Bitchychick.. and my little innocent angel, well she likes anything as long as it costs loads of money, actually reminds me of myself.

We headed to Madurodam, ohhh tomtom does not work also for the Dutchbitch, well it might if she was not on the bloody well phone...when there we enjoyed it, ate a melted ice cream and had thoughts of murder, yup the bitches thought my phobia of bridges was a laugh, well ok it is , I look like a fool when I have to go over a bridge anyways.

Now lets speed up the day as there was so much to tell.
Went to the beach to watch chickens not jumping from the bungy, my child stripping off to her white under pant to go into the water, evil looks of death from the daughter for drinking the wine to slow, tits popping out all over (which didn't help the service go faster) and handbags and drooling over even more shoes!!!!
ok think that sums it all up right ?
Ohh and I will not show pictures as no one took pictures of me with the bitches **cries and pouts** its all because I complained about my food!!!!!