fairies flying around my head so free, so peaceful, so perfect.
A huge light in the distance, the earth shakes, and the whistle blows.
I awake from my lovely peaceful dream to a steam train running through my head, Also known as Richards snoring, I tell you I am doing to derail that train somehow if it kills me!!!
One little drop of beer, even a smell of a beer and it is guaranteed he will snore, you know the worst part of it ? He always has a beer when we have visitors, Thursday night Tristan stays over, he will have a beer so we all have to give our beds up and Richard and I bunk in together, HE WILL SNORE!!!
Last night we had a visitor, 5 beers later and having to bunk in with me, the damned fairies got run over by the snoring train, an upside to this is the lovely blue tablets Jill left.. ohhh they are miracles in a bottle..
Next station slumber land with fairies and unicorns with no train tracks
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3 comments:
Blue tablets?
How the hell does Viagra work against snoring?
It works like this, things grow and you shove it down their throat!!!!!
*gulp* Shall the subject of this story sleep on the couch tonight maybe? *looks innocent*
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