Thursday Thirteen

13 emails (sue me I can't count)I shared with my best friend today (ex best friend when she sees what I posted)

*note before reading, I email my friend at her work so there are spaces to break up words or her work provider will automatically delete emails also forgive the bad grammer and spelling this is us "all natural" no spell checking or anything just our on average 40 emails a day

*me* = me
*bf* = best friend

*me*
you itch with a B i was like.. what the #$ *% I know i had a drink but not that much !

*bf*
lol @ itch with a b....... you wat with a T

*me*
GREAT now i spill my drink and it is the last i got !!!!
it is called schobbelear... it is a cross between whiskey and honey rum.. but with herbs... lovely you need to try it...
and as for richard hooking me up.. only thing he knows with the word hook...
is hook er .... i tell you if i didnt wantto deal with things anymore i would have left him weeks ago.. i had enough with life and men and the 2 in my life.. him and hugo.. i want to become a born again vir gin turn les bian with you..
oh yes while i am here spilling my drink and"itching with a B over things with pen is's ,I am looking at the webpage you sent me about them spoon art hanger stupid a r s e things... i am goin to make one tomorrow with all my junk i got laying around... ok the liquid stuff to put in it cost me 17 euro for a few drops.. but hey how can i learn to do it if i dont waste my money.. and seeing she charges $85 for junk i will charge 20 for mine.. what can i say .. i am a trailer park
version !

*bf*
Geez, that was a long email for you! lol I love those spoon art thingamajigs. I think they're pretty cool. And I'm telling you....... i'm done with men I believe. So not worth it! The whole les b n thing will work for me!

What kind of liquid stuff are you talking about costs so much??

*me*
girl get your mind out of the gutter... the liquid stuff that cost so much is the shine the spoons have.. it is called... ummm...err what is it called home on ** screams** "RICHARD WHAT IS THAT LIQUID PLASTIC STUFF CALLED ? NO NOT PAINT ON PVC" its called ... epoxy.. like that hard polyester plastic stuff... please say you know what I mean !

*bf*
My mind wasn't in the gutter....thank you very much *wat!!!! I was assuming it was for the spoons. It's like a resin coating that you're talking about, right? Sheeeesh! lol

*me*
yes cow that is how i should have explained it.. thats what it is lol..
jeezz do you ever get paid to work and not email me ? lol

*bf*
Ummmmm.......................NOPE. Do you want me to shut up? Are you tired of me? Want me to go away? Do you not l ove me anymore?? *sighs..... she's not infatuated with me anymore*

*me*
infatuated?? hmm let me think...
girl there are some parts of you... "anatomy (sp) i am more then infatuated with ( oh goodness this is such a good blog.. the world is about to know about our emails LOL)

*me*
richard mother tongue is dutch helping me with my english.. ( me mother tongue english) oh we are back to thing tongue thing lol...

*friend with slightly edited email lol just to save her good name*
*bf*
quit talking about tongues!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*me*
lets keep the subject on tongues... like twisting tounges ;-)

lets start with simple things....

I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit, and on the slitted sheet I sit

then move on to questions lol

A Tudor who tooted a flute
tried to tutor two tooters to toot.
Said the two to their tutor,
"Is it harder to toot
or to tutor two tooters to toot?"

*bf*
How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck could if a wood chuck could chuck wood but a wood chuck can't chuck wood so a wood chuck won't chuck wood.


So you want to out it to the world that I have a thing for my best friend??????????????? lol Nooooooooooooooooooo You can make it a fictional story and change the names though

(now many emails missed due to death friends from best friend as I said I was putting this on my blog as an entry)

*bf*
You are certifiably CRAZY! Have you taken your pills today?? lol

*me*
the pink ones or the multicoloured ones ? lol
either way NO lol have you ?

*bf*
Oh definitely the multi-coloured ones. ....they're the prettiest....and no, I never take mine.. Explains a lot eh?? lol I'm going home now. I'll be home by 6 p.m. but you'll probably be in bed because it'll be midnight there....so talk to me tomorrow?? Ta Ta *wat!