Things I know about Jill and our friendship (That the public are allowed to know)

Ok after that past post I need something to make me smile. So here are some TRUTHS and FACTS about why Jilly Girl loves me, also some things only I can get away with or do *evil grin*


Jill can be found at: http://justjill.blog-city.com

*I am the only one who gets away with calling her a cow.
*I taught her the word twat that she uses ALL the time.
*She like how I use the word arse and not ass ? She says it sounds more posh.
*She can never understand me when I say the word "sauce pans" because it comes out "sosspins" my lovely Aussie accent confusing her.
*Jilly girl likes it that I am never afraid to say what is on my mind.
*She is amazed I am so patient with her when it takes her 3 hours to shop for a purse or for shoes.
*She loves it that I am an EXCELLENT cook and I make the best spaghetti bolognese she has ever had (I am a trained Italian chef but still I make pasta the cheap way, out of the packet!).
*When living with me I know Jill girl loved our all night talks and going to bed at 8am to get a few hours sleep before starting shopping all over again.
*She loves it I left my ex. (now she sees his true colours and experiences it first hand.)
*She loves it that even though the distance we still can bitch together, shop together, complain together and plot sly revenges together.
*She loves it we are still friends.
*She loves it that I contact/email her everyday, well when she is at work and not faking a sick day!
*Jilly loves it when I call her bitch. lol
*Jilly LOVES it when she can take pictures of my "eyes". (private in house joke)
*She likes it that she can tell me her deepest secrets and I will never think less of her.
*I tell Jilly the truth if she is wearing something only a fashion victim would wear. (but it has never happened yet)
*Jilly like it I let her borrow any and all of my clothes when we lived together.
*In that case I guess she loves it we are the same size. (only breast size is different)
*I taught Jill how to do her first tequila shot followed by about 5 more after that.
*Jill admits she is jealous of my ability to do crafts.
*She also admits she is jealous that I live in The Netherlands and get to go shopping in Maastricht. (its ok Jill I will shop for you)
*This one I got from Jill she says "There are never dull moments when you're around" I tend to disagree maybe Jill can say why!

Why I love Jilly Girl.

*I love Jill because We are so far apart but it seems like she is just next door.
*Jill is always there to listen to my whining without saying "want some cheese with your whine."
*Jill ALWAYS makes me smile.
*I can trade cloths with Jill!
*Jill is never scared to try something new. (not even the Dutch food and my cooking experiments)
*I love it that Jill always uses English words now like twat.
*I like it that Jill understands my accent. (makes it easier to communicate you know.)
*I love it that Jill knows how to party and keep up with me. (other then the times she is passed out in the back of the car.)
*I love it jilly girl answers my emails when she is at work, even though it keeps me behind the computer for hours a day.
*I LOVE IT that when I talk down about myself or having a bad day Jill knows the right things to say to bring me up again.
*I Darned well love it that when shopping with Jill we had out code words for "sexy man right ahead"... "cute guy but ugly girlfriend left."
*I liked it we got bored with code words and just said without shame DAMN were you blessed!(volume of our voice didn't matter also)

WE LOVED IT WHEN

* How we used the phrase.... Ik hou van mannen met smaak (I love men with taste) to get us free beers at the pub from young Dutch guys who weren't even old enough to drink.
*A naked guy danced on the car. (didn't like the getting him off part he was a nice hood ornament)
*Three French guys tried to follow us back to the house.
*We liked it when my ex gave us loads of spending money and even when we had lots left we told him it was all spent so he gave us more. (now I wish I took him for more)
*That a British guy, came to visit us for the weekend, even though he was an arsehole.
*We were out on New Years Eve in Amsterdam and we had piping hot Oliebollen filled with rum and raisins.
*We were walking through the Red Light District and being propositioned for all kinds of drugs.
*We loved getting lost in europes biggest labyrinth in Germany .
*We loved sitting down and having a cup of tea together. (we are both addicted to tea.)
*We loved it when we went to the winter wonderland in Maastricht .
*We loved going to the cathedral in Eindhoven and I lit a candle for Jill so that she would find a man. (sorry the message was not sent to the right person and you got a far from perfect man.)

Jill I miss you girl, you need to get that sexy toooossshhhhie over here so we can have more good times!