Useless facts about me

Everyone else seems to be writing 100 useless facts about themselves so here is my 110 useless facts!

1. I live in The Netherlands
2. Before the Netherlands I lived in Belgium (never again)
3. I love to travel
4. I love the sun and the beach and to get a tan (so why did I leave Australia?)
5. I was born in September the 13th a Friday and was born at 13:13 *smiles* what a lucky child I must be!
6. I do not "hate" things because I feel hate is a strong word
7. I do hate 1 thing, my mother
8. I adore and respect my father highly he is the man of all men!
9. I have a tattoo, A unicorn on my left butt check I want another of a fairy with my daughters face on my shoulder blade
10. I have a lovely daughter Alia who was born on 18, June 99 born at 23:50
11. My best friend in the whole world (other then my father) is Jill and the silly cow lives in Florida
12. My best male friend is Hugo
13. Due to the fact Hugo is male everyone thinks I am sleeping with him
14. I strongly DISLIKE narrow minds (like mentioned above)
15. When being falsely accused of something I have done, It most times drives me to do it. (watch out Hugo lol)
16. My Canadian mums birthday is 11th September, my best friends Jill is 12th, and mine is 13th a good excuse for a 3 day drunken party!
17. I am a Virgo and meant to be earthly and have a good imagination.
18. I have been married 2 times and think at this rate I will beat Elizabeth Taylor with husbands.
19. I left Australia 10 years ago for a 3 month vacation of the USA
20. I have visited over 18 countries in 10 years lived in 5 different countries
21. Even though I live in The Netherlands I am very bad at Dutch but I know all the important words to shop.
22. I don't really have a favourite colour.
23. I have 5 diplomas and don't work in the field I have my diplomas
24. I left school at 14 and put myself through night school so I could help support my family
25. I have an extended family of 8 brothers and sisters but only have 1 natural brother all the others are , step , half , adopted or fostered.
26. I believe in ghosts because I think I have seen one
27. Favourite thing to eat is fruit
28. My pets are a cat called rocky and a rabbit called bunny
29. I drive a ford escort that I would not give up for any other car
27. I was born with red hair only way you can see that is a few hairs in my eyebrow are RED
28. I am scared of spiders but love snakes
29. I have a phobia of going alone to public places I do not know
30. I have broken close to 30 bones in my life.
31. I have 4 e-mail address's and made a password I could not spell. It is a word I spelt wrong on my Dutch exam.
32. I have no money but in the last year I have had to pay over 25,000 euro in lawyers bills.
33. My favourite sport is swimming of AFL ( Australian football league)
34. I dislike soccer (football) if they had tighter shorts I might watch it
35. I feel in love with ice hockey when living in Canada
36. In Canada I was a nanny and now I see that family as my Canadian family.
37. My eyes are dark brown
38. I have had 2 skin cancers removed when I was 21
39. I miss Australia but mainly its foods.
40. When in Canada I discovered and fell in love with cinnamon tic tacs
41. I secretly love to write poetry
42. When drinking alcohol I like wine or black Russians ( vodka, tia maria and cola)
43. I love to see and hear Hugo play in his band
44. I love to dress up and act stupid hence me loving Halloween, carnival and queens day
45. I am scared of thunder and lightening but can watch it from a far
46. I still hold 2 swimming records in my state from when I was 12
47. My dream was to be an Olympic swimmer
48. I now dream to shoot in the Olympics
49. I placed 2nd in the region championships of archery after only shooting for 6 months
50. My competitors where upset they had been shooting on average for 7 years
51. When I was 13 I had an accident that just about cost me my life and stop my swimming carrier
52. I use my accident when I was 13 as an excuse for being over weight
53. I use to weigh over 150kg ( the scales stopped at 150kg . 330lbs)
54. I have lost over 50kg (122lbs)
55. When in highschool I was the top of my class in maths
56. I can not remember my times tables... 7x7 = ?
57. I started suffering from depression 7 years ago
58. I do not feel I am depressed anymore but have my moments when I think I am
59. My best body asset I think is my face,
60. Males think it is my chest and legs
61. Females think it is my hair
62. I think I have so much facial hair I should have been born a male
63. When I complain about facial hair and tell people to look they say they see nothing
64. My friends cant be trusted in situations like above
65. I am taking Dutch lessons where I am learning nothing
66. I have already learn the things I am taught at school but I still think I cant talk the language
67. Only thing at school I cant understand is the grammar
68. English was my worst subject at school I never remember learning grammar, what is a noun ? ( Jill are you grinding your teeth yet?)
69. I claim Hugo's car as my own in the summer because it is a convertible.
70. I miss winters in Canada drinking hot chocolate
71. I seen snow for the first time in my life when I was 21
72. I like ketchup on most things, fried eggs. Sandwiches, pasta, fried foods, chicken. Steak, Mmmm most things!
73. When I was swimming I use to eat barley sugar before each race as I use to think it gave me energy.
74. I dislike wearing cloths.
75. When at home I am 99% of the time naked
76. My housemates found this hard to live with
77. Their boyfriends didn't.
78. I love to do crafts and use my hands but am to lazy to do it most times
79. 13 , 21 and 30 are my favorite numbers
80. I am very bad at timelines, something that happened 3 years ago I think only happened a week ago.
81. In every relationship I have had we have had a fight caused by my bad english.
82. Example explaining # 81 I will say "we went in the forest walking" when I was actually going alone for a walk (partner says) who where you out with.
83. People are accusing me of having an affair.
84. I want to have an affair so I can accused correctly rather then explaining myself
85 I dislike with a passion repeating myself!!!!
86. I have learnt not to fight and scream just listen and walk away.
87. I always listen and walk away when I have nothing to admit to or defend
88. This drives people insane because they like a good verbal fight,
89. I have sleep apnia
90. When first meeting my boyfriend he freaked out and thought I had died in my sleep.
91. Now his snoring keeps me awake at nights ( payback is a b. itch)
92. I want to keep having children til I have a red headed baby.
93. In my family every few generations a child is born with red hair, that child always has a multi. Birth
94. Before my daughter I was pregnant with twins.
95. I never talk positive of myself
96. I love to wear a g-string but think I am to fat to do so.
97. I have always dreamed of going to Royal Ascot
98. I want to dress "rich and upper class" and act posh for a day at Royal Ascot
99. My best friend always says "love you to the max. and "you are cute to the max." it makes me smile.
100. I dislike being the center of attention but love acting the fool
101. I dislike when I ask about advice on what to wear and people answer "you look good in everything" (fine I will wear my p.j's to a wedding!)
102. I can not accept help or gifts I feel guilty and like I owe the person.
103. I love going to the Efteling (a theme park) it is one of few things to bring me out of my depression
104. I have started collecting pins from the Efteling
105. Hugo offered me his collection but... # 102
106. I am BAD remembering numbers
107. I have 2 GSM's (cell phones) a home phone and can never remember my phone number
108. I use my fathers phone number as a pincode so I can't forget it
109. I once got a friends bank card blocked because I used the wrong code to many times
110. I have never had a problem remembering their pin code to their creditcard *big smile*

oh way to many useless facts about me, maybe there will be more to come.